The White Throated Needle Tail or Spine tailed swift as it is more commonly known is the fastest recorded bird on earth. It has been clocked at an amazing 171kph (106mph).It is found to dwell in the mountainous regions of Asia and southern Siberia.This species is migratory, wintering south to Australia. It is a rare vagrant in western Europe, but has been recorded as far west as Norway, Sweden and Great Britain. (wikipedia)
The reason I am telling you this is because it seems there is a new bird on the block that is apparently faster. The Long Haired Clare or Kenny's Clare as it is affectionately known has made quite a stir since coming onto the scene a few short months ago.
It is rumoured to have completed the 2oceans half marathon in a phenomenal time of 1:28, thus making it the fastest bird known to man. It has been spotted in and around the oblivion area. This particular species is drawn to loud singing drunkenness and can understand, and speak in the most indistinguishable of dialects.
It also allegedly has magical powers that ensnare others into changing. We shall see..
As long as this bird enjoys the leafy environment that is the side of a cricket field, and allows her mating partner to leave the nest from time to time to pursue recreational activities!
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