Match Reprt: 2Day vs Somerset West (2)

Sitting in a strong position, having them 9 down and 90 behind, a quiet confidence simmered under the surface of the Nadoes CC players on Saturday. The warm up went as usual and Tom even managed to hold onto a few catches.

We managed to get the final wicket after just 3.2 overs when their final Batsman was adjudged LBW, falling to a nic Pullen straight one. We began our second innings 88 ahead and looked promising. Our openers Great Dayne And Fadel Edwards put the Somerset Bowling attack to the sword posting yet another 50 run opening partnership, an occurence rendered impossible last year due to the erattic for m of Murray King, but the dead wood has been sawn off, and a streamlined opening pair remain, very much in form. Fadel was unluckily caught on the squareleg boundary for a well played 22. Great D followed soon afterwards, he was stumped down leg side (2nd only to timed out as the boggiest way to be dismissed) for 29.

Waz and Murray King put on a good few runs for the 3rd wicket until Waz departed for 21. This left the doors open for the Murray King show. In an innings that defied belief, he amased 61 runs at easily faster than a run a ball. The historical innings included 3 fours and 5 sixes and will go down as a close second to the best King innings to date. His best came 2 weeks before when he managed to down 19 beers(clicker to prove it.) and still come right.

Sibu predictably came and went, hardly troubling the scorers while bones smashed 17 off just 5 balls, managing to smash his first ball into the road. So, after declaring at 180/5, with a 261 run lead, we had 65 overs to bowl them out. Game on.

The defense of our total didnt get off to the best of starts with both our opening bowlers putting up arguable their worst performances of the season/lives. They were both lucky that they performed in the first innings otherwise they would have found themselves as real TFC contenders. But, slowly, the wickets began to tumble, first with Pullen grabbing a few and Tom picking up a stick. Then on came the spinners and they went throught the Somerset batting line up like a hot curry. Bones being the pick of the bowlers picking up 4 sticks, and he was ably supported by Jimmy Brown.

It must be said, that the catching was poor at best, with many chanes going down. Even the great Dayne Lapsed and was sconed on the head for his efforts. But finally, the Somerset resistance was ended when Nic Pullen grabbed the final stick of the day and Somerset were bowled out for 180, 80 runs short.

The Fines that folowed were epic. THe Kenny Kirkby 6's award for the biggest 6 went to Murray King, The Man of theMatch went to Dave Bones for his great all round effort, and the TFC was a tightly contested award, with the final decision revealing that Sibu walked away with the Prize. Pandemonium broke out, as wild celebrations from a Jubilant Ginny nearly brought the house down. Ginny was then ordered to down beers for his celebrations and the room lost control again.

3 hours later the participants emerged, plastered, singing and revved up. I am sure there were a few ladies who got a good seeing to that evening. All in all it was a successful day and fines, and a perfect way to end off the maiden win of the 2009/10 seaon, that saw WPCC to the top of the table.

Next week sees us play UNITED in the 2day game, revenge will be on the minds of the players.

We will be pushing off to clifton after the game on saturday so all are encouraged to come and watch and to join at Clifton.

See ya Sat...

The Reason for the 'Great' rise in form?

It comes as a great surprise to us that Great has got off to a good start for the WPCC Nadoes this season. Some of you might be thinking "Good start? What ARE you talking about?" But lets be fair, for Great - this is a fantastic start!

Now I'm not normally one to encourage the Greatest but I do commend him for his drastic change in Nadoes form. I wonder, though, where this change came from. Most of you may have an idea of where I'm going with this, given his scathing attack on me but a few minutes ago, but instead I'm simply going to congratulate him on clinically proving his experiment. A couple of weeks ago he quoted Gary Kirsten saying sex before cricket would lead to better results.

Tick.

I would, however, just like to point out to you, Tge Greatest, that Gary didn't actually mean for you to take part in this experiment in the kitchen...

The Reason for Murray Kings drop in form?


TFC explained

I just thought I would give you a little insight into the TFC (Thanks For Coming) award this year. Previous years decisions have been made not only on performance, but on emotion too. THis has left a few of the recipients (well, only 1 actually) rather bleak, and as a result, this has been taken under consideration.

Thus, the introduction of NadoeStats. One of the functions of NadoeStats is to put forward a uniform calculation of the TFC and eliminate all emotion in the process. And so far, it has been a resounding success.

Let me expalin a little, all factors are considered in this statistical model. From the obvious, like bowling figures, runs scored, catches taken, catches dropped, run-out and sixes hit, to the obscure, like booziness, punctuality, general vibe of the day, contribution to sledging and so on.

The model is set up to give each of the players a daily score oftheir contribution to the day. Thus the TFC and Man of the Match can be calculated statistically, eliminating all bias.

A Score of 100% means you contributed in no way to the days events and ill probably result in TFC. While conversely,with regards to the MOM, the score you obtain is the overall percentage of the 'work' you achieved. Thus the higher the percentage, the more you did. a perfect score of 100% means you scored all the runs and took all the wickets. Get where this is going?

Statistically speaking, if everyone contributed in the same proportions, each player would recieve a score of 90.91% (1 - 100%/11) for TFC and 9.09%(100%/11) for MOM

And an important point to note, a score of over 100% for TFC is in fact possible. How you may ask? THis just means that the player has actually DETRACTED from the performance of the team. In other words it would have been better if he had stayed home. Exaples of this last year were: 101.2% Kenny, when he dropped 3 catches and scored a duck and Murray King (too many to list).

So I hope this clears it all up a bit.

Stats: 2 Day vs Somerset West day 1


Stats: 1 Day vs United


Match Report: Somerset West CC Day1

Good conditions met the players on the first 2day game of the 09/10 season.

Team was: Great Dayne, Fadel, Waz Butler, Murray King, Sibu Ntini, Nic Pullen, Dave Bones, Charley Mortimer, Tom Vaughan, Jimmy Brown and Ginny.

We were put into bat by them and started reasonably solidly with the an opening partnership of 40 before the Great Dayne was ridiculously C&B for 15. The bowler managed to complete the catch without the ball touching his hands!! He collapsed in a heap after the ball had been smashed into his stomach! Fadel made a solid 29 before being caught. Then Waz (44) and Murray(21) put together a good partnership before Murray succumbed to 2nd slip. THis broughtthe hands down favourite for the TFC for the season Sibu to the crease, who true to form, only managed 2 balls before being caught in the slips. Nic Pullen came and went, but not before dispatching the first ball after tea into the trees! this left us at 130/6

In stepped Bones and with a flurry of the willow, he managed to smash 51 at better than a run a ball. He as ably assisted by thomas vaughan who made a career best 29 and silenced many of his pre-season critics. There wer a few other runs picked off here and there, and a good 6 by ginny to end things off, all totaled up to an impressive 210 all out.

The defense of the total started out in fine fashion, with Charlie picking up an early stick. Their batting effort never really got going and they lost wickets at constant intervals, and at the end of play had just managed to avoid the follow on and are 120/9 over night. But I must mention that undoubtedly the most entertaining moment of the match and maybe even the season, was produced by Dave Bones. Jimmy B had just had a blatant caught behind turned down by the player umpire, and tempers were flaring. The situation had just reached boiling point, when Bones came on. He proceded to threaten the batsman and told him to expect 3 bouncers in a row. (not an easy feat for a leg spinner). The first whistled past the batsmans ears, and the second struck the fucker in the back of the head! Pandemonium broke out! 10 fielders and the bowler broke out into hysterical laughter and applause as the bewildered Batter wobbled aroung and had to call on medical assistance.

It was top stuff and was thoroughly enjoyed by all, except the batter.

Day 2 resumes at 9am on Sat 24 Oct. With WPCC in the driving seat.

Leading the race for the awards:
MOM - Dave Bones
TFC - Sibu Toto

Im Beached As Bro...

Watch these video's below and I dare you not to piss yourself laughing.

Beached As I: the Seagul
Beached As II: The Snail
Beached As III: The Kid Whale

Stick a fork in me, im done.

fixtures lads!!

thoughts for the season

'Have sex to play better'

New Delhi - India's cricketers at the Champions Trophy in South Africa are being encouraged by their coach to have sex to boost their on-field performance, a newspaper reported on Wednesday.

The benefits of sex feature prominently in a secret document circulated among players by coach Gary Kirsten and mental conditioning expert Paddy Upton, the Hindustan Times said in a front-page report.

It came as India take on arch-rivals Pakistan in their first Champions Trophy match in Centurion on Saturday.

The large-selling broadsheet, which claimed to have a copy of the document, said the relevant chapter was headlined "Does sex increase performance?".

"Yes it does, so go ahead and indulge," the document said, before detailing the benefits of a good sex life and even suggesting "going solo" if no partners were available.

"From a physiological perspective, having sex increases testosterone levels, which cause an increase in strength, energy, aggression and competitiveness," the document said.

"Conversely, not having sex for a period of a few months causes a significant drop in testosterone levels in both males and females, with the corresponding passiveness and decrease in aggression."

The document quotes Tim Noakes, a professor and sports scientist at the University of Cape Town, Kirsten's home town, as saying that "sex was not a problem, but being up till 02:00, probably having a few drinks at a bar while trying to pick someone up, on the eve of a game, almost always was."

The document helpfully suggests a solution.

"If you want sex but do not have someone to share it with, one option is to go solo whilst imagining you have a partner, or a few partners, who are as beautiful as you wish to imagine," the document said.

"No pillow talk and no hugging required. Just roll over and go to sleep."

Enforced celibacy may also affect performance, the advice said.

"You may experience that your mind spends more time focusing on the fire in your groin than on good sport practice, preparation and sleep," the document said.

The document also stresses the importance of being aggressive on the field from the start, self-improvement and healthy eating

Stats 09/10

Hall of fame stats above, to view all records, click on the pic below.


NadoeStats


Finally, TFC and Man-of-the-match will never be uncertain again. With the Lauch of NadoeStats this will never be a contested issue.


NadoeStats is a program designed to calculate a players exact influence, or lack thereof on a game. It takes a numerous amount of variable into account ranging from the obvious like: Runs, Wickets, Catches to the more obscure like: Vibe, Punctuality and Boozyness to name but a few.


A prototype will be released for the HPL that will include player price and will hopefully put to rest all the debate and unhappiness over these hotly contested issues.


NadoeRecords is another initiative that has been put together that has captured all the Nadoe performances since inception and tabulated these to give historical records for all players who have played for the Nadoes over the years. Total runs, wickets and caps can now be ascertained so it is now able to see who the most capped, and most prolific Nadoes are.


There is now nowhere to hide for the out of form...

Who's throwing stones?

A previous article put quite a bit of emphasis on stone-throwing. 'Hello kettle, I'm pot. You're Black!'

Was that not a cover giving you carte blanche Vaughan? Your attempts to divert the attention off you leave you reeking like a politician. Is this a sign of things to come? What exactly are you taking cover from anyway? Could it be that the 'Friendly W' has approached you in attempts to have you take over from Wattie? Has the Benjamin Button syndrome taken over your cricketing 'ability' now too? Do you fear Under 15C is more your weight category? Or for that matter should it be Under 18 and (38) double D? Or is it just the fact that you're leading the polls on who will be TFC this season...

I don't know - all I'm saying is that it would appear, to me, that you're hiding something fairly large and I do hope it'll be revealed soon so we can all move on. This is, after all, supposed to be a website for the wpcc nadoes 3rds vibe and not a personal dig at the uh uh, who without - the VC would just be a headless chicken.

And for the record - chef isn't into jocks...

Fastest Bird

The White Throated Needle Tail or Spine tailed swift as it is more commonly known is the fastest recorded bird on earth. It has been clocked at an amazing 171kph (106mph).

It is found to dwell in the mountainous regions of Asia and southern Siberia.This species is migratory, wintering south to Australia. It is a rare vagrant in western Europe, but has been recorded as far west as Norway, Sweden and Great Britain. (wikipedia)

The reason I am telling you this is because it seems there is a new bird on the block that is apparently faster. The Long Haired Clare or Kenny's Clare as it is affectionately known has made quite a stir since coming onto the scene a few short months ago.

It is rumoured to have completed the 2oceans half marathon in a phenomenal time of 1:28, thus making it the fastest bird known to man. It has been spotted in and around the oblivion area. This particular species is drawn to loud singing drunkenness and can understand, and speak in the most indistinguishable of dialects.

It also allegedly has magical powers that ensnare others into changing. We shall see..

Are we happy???


Gents, I would like to put out a challenge to all, to think of/ invent/steal some new songs for the coming year. The sounds of people being 'raised up' and 'being happy' are great and an institution, but there is no doubt that a few new, well-thought-out tunes would be welcome. SO the challenge is out there- the best new song will get either a case of beer or a night with the chef of oblivion!! the choice is yours!!

Vaughan